lord-anfelo:
Anonymous asked:
How do dick pics make u feel?

ladyironlungs:

the-inspired-lesbian:

This is the fucking funniest thing I have ever seen omfg.

artemisfowlstolemysoul:

Being a nice person is so fun

Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it

Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets

There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.

troylersquiffs:

trxyesquiff:

oaklxy:

I feel fragile


These are fucking killing me

Where the fuck? Who the fuck ?

troylersquiffs:

trxyesquiff:

oaklxy:

I feel fragile

These are fucking killing me

Where the fuck? Who the fuck ?

nottwilightbella:

emmajjjayne:

i wish that there were more hours in a day and boys were nice and bread didnt make you fat

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smokingjointswithmileycyrus:

relationship goal: a relationship

mirror:

Show this gifset to anyone who asks you wtf “Tumblr” even is.

consistentlyaverage:

excepttheeyes:

No, but how sweet is it that during Harry’s first week at Hogwarts Hagrid sent along a note with Hedwig to invite Harry to tea rather than asking him in person so Harry didn’t feel left out and actually got some mail

HAGRID IS SO UNDER APPRECIATED THIS REALLY BUGS ME

http://oh-look-its-mee.tumblr.com/post/98017492293/tylertillytroye-adarkvelvetsky
http://oh-look-its-mee.tumblr.com/post/98017492293/tylertillytroye-adarkvelvetsky

ashestoashesjc:

I regret nearly everything I did between the ages of birth and however old I was yesterday. 

liftedandgiftedd:

cooasswhiteboiii47:

thekingofhorror:

robemmy:

Hypocrisy

So fucking powerful.

can’t get over this

every fucking time..

unclemoriarty:

owyn-sama:

TOMORROW IS DECEMBER 

I REPEAT TOMORROW IS DECEMBER

did I miss something

dutchster:

when the doorbell rings and i know it’s the pizza guy

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  • what i actually said: i forgot
  • what my parents heard: i hate you and i am determined to fail at life, go to prison, and bring dishonor to this family. i care about nothing except my computer and tv shows and you can just go burn in hell for all i care. also i'm pregnant.
  • mukenope:

    5SOS: The 8-bit video game